as far as the butt dial goes
what I want to make note of 
is that when I put my phone into my pocket
I was not even on the phone app!
so not only did my butt get on the phone
but it got on my contacts
and then you.
I actually didn't even see the butt dial
until today when I was scrolling through my missed calls
When I took the phone out of my pocket on my walk
I saw your name and contact info
but I had no idea that I actually rang you